Playing Titleist Pro V1 balls is a little like taking a multivitamin: I know I probably should be doing it, but sometimes I forget, and honestly I’m not sure I’d notice a difference anyway.
And my God, the price! At $52 per dozen, the Pro V1 now sets you back $4.33 per golf ball. Four dollars and thirty-three cents! Imagine taking a small fistful of nickels and pennies, wrapping them up inside four one-dollar bills, and trying to hit that over a pond. That smudged-up Top Flite at the bottom of your bag is looking better and better, isn’t it?
Maybe the Pro V1 is an irreplaceable part of your golf game at this point — and, therefore, an irreplaceable part of your life. But imagine all the the other investment opportunities your life must go without when you take home that sleeve of future pond liners…
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Enough bottled water for
nearly half an NFL team:
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This Toy Monster Truck:
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All These Washcloths:
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Four Double Stacks from Wendy’s:
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TWO Gallons’ worth of Kool-Aid mix:
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EIGHT FIRST-CLASS STAMPS:
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Almost Two Gallons of Gasoline:
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